Hire tavern patrons for the dirty work in this dungeon-crawling, deck-building business sim with swords!
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As royal quartermaster, it's your job to hire patrons for dungeon crawling by earning their trust at the tavern bar.
Serve drinks, negotiate pay, and leverage profits to upgrade your heroes and facilities, then crawl dungeons filled with monsters, traps, and chance encounters using your hero's deck built from equipped gear.
Find procedurally-generated loot and valuables to upgrade your squad and face tougher enemies to satisfy the King's demands and reveal new chapters of the lighthearted story.
Hire patrons for dungeon crawling by earning their trust at the tavern bar. Serve empowering drinks, negotiate pay rates and leverage profits to upgrade your heroes and facilities.
Crawl dungeons filled with monsters, traps, and chance encounters using your hero's deck, built from equipped gear. Find procedurally-generated loot and valuables to upgrade your squad and face tougher enemies to satisfy the King's demands.
Enjoy turn-based deckbuilding with a twist: Attacking and defending happen simultaneously instead of on alternating turns, so you must strategize the order in which your enemy's attacks are resolved. Combat moves at your pace, reflexes not required!
Heroes can't fight if they're thirsty! Serve drinks and chat from behind the bar to unlock new skills and storylines, or perhaps negotiate a better rate for their services. Consult personnel records and charts to identify and reward standout performers.
Cross-platform play for PC and Mobile. Nature calls? Don't stop the crawls!
Lighthearted story featuring a villain inspired by the inane tweets of teenage celebrities.
Endless play with no level cap or limit to dungeon size.
No Ads. No IAP. No internet required.
PC (Steam), iOS, and Android in English. We plan to localize into other languages after launch, and expand to other platforms.
There are some similarities, but you don't start the game over after each session, progress is permanent, and there's a storyline to follow. Fans of roguelikes will find a lot to enjoy here.
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We're two industry veterans who went indie in 2012 and released Fiz: The Brewery Management Game after a successful Kickstarter campaign.
We develop games from our shedquarters near Portland, Oregon.
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